I do mean everybody. If you have ever been enslaved physically, mentally, health wise; the freedom of not having any types of bonds physical or psychological is freeing indeed. Now down to the dirt of it all. If you aren't getting dirty that means you are not out doors. Its summer time. I don't desire to hear about you don't have time, the job, children and etc....Life is simple. STOP! You and the world is getting it complicated and I'm here to get you back on track. So all the ladies (and that coming from my state of mind can be interpreted anyway you desire) its time for the pedicure. We are going sandal shopping. Also you are going to need the perfect sundress too. It gets to be a dress that says you. So don't look on the Walmart rack. Try the thrift store and for those who are working the with serious dough, go to your favorite boutique and find it. Now comes the shades. They get to have attitude and style. It makes everything just POP. Ladies you know southern ladies tops it all off with the hat. Yes it is your signature mark. Now ladies walk it out. Yes girls go walking for the sake of walking feeling fresh down your street. Just go stand outside and walk around in the yard.
Fellas I haven't forgotten about you. You need some shorts but not just any shorts. They get to be either cargo pants that aren't tight or too baggy and sandals. Maybe Keens. Also the shorts must have stripes, or checkers of some kind. This isn't easy to do. My gay men friends please help out your straight male buddies who don't know just yet. Also school them on the need of a pedicure and how women and men like attractive feet. Thank you....now fellas a white or pastel tee shirt or one with a color. It depends on how you can rock it. Yes fashion boys.
This has been a summer public service announcement. If you see anyone in violation please give them a subscription to Southern Living immediately. Southern sweet ice tea anyone? With mint. :)
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